You Better Terminate Credit Card Debt, You Little Punk!
I'm the Bully, and I want your money, twerp
That's right. I want you to start paying me, not the credit card companies. I want this development to take shape so badly that I will continue to give you one Grade A swirlie every day until the end of the school year. Because until you terminate credit card debt, you're going to be paid those bastards through the nose. The nose that I will in turn shatter with my fists as soon as Principal Miller turns his back. You think I care that I could get suspended? Believe me, that'll only buy you a week's reprieve from the beatings. It will not stop them. Only if you reduce credit card debt and eventually pay it off will you enjoy a beating-free existence.
- It's a pretty fair arrangement I am proposing, if you think about it.
- You pay off your credit card debt, and save 33-55 percent of what you are paying now. I help you accomplish this, and in return for my astute financial advice, and the privilege of not getting your ass whooped, you give me lunch money every day.
- Or, you can take your chances with both beatings and debt. Your call. But I promise that credit card debt management is the way to go, led by me, the Bully. You do not want to take your chances without me, believe me. It's the only way to get it done.
- If you don't terminate credit card debt, you'll lose a lot of money and plenty of years off your life. How many other ways can I express this to you? It is not that challenging of a concept!
Eliminate. Exterminate. Terminate. The credit card debt that you have got needs to be dealt with. Call it what you want, but believe you me, the debts do a number on people like you. Make sure you don't stand for this abuse.
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