Debt Options

Debt options are not plentiful. In fact, there are just two debt options as far as the Bully is concerned.

Two Debt Options, Punk. Just Two.

That's right. You have only two debt options, as far as the Bully can see it. His word is what goes around the halls of this middle school, too. Do you want to cross the Bully? I doubt it. So you best mull over your TWO OPTIONS:

  1. Sit idly, take your punctual beatings each morning, surrender your lunch money, and go about your miserable life.
  2. Take a stand against the creditors. Seek a plan for debt consolidation that will allow you to keep more of the hard-earned money you made at the lemonade stand while keeping the greedy credit card companies and lenders at bay.

You see, while the Credit Card Debt Bully's insecurity leads him to throw punches around at school each and every day, he does not want his fellow students to miss their chance for financial freedom. By seeking debt management, they can keep more of their money that he can then beat out of them, you see. So while you have the chance to cut your debts by as much as 55 percent, you will in turn have that much more to fork over to the Bully. So if debt reduction saves you 40 percent, let's say, and you give the Bully a cut of 10 percent, you still saved 30 percent. Don't you see? Is it not clear which debt option is best? Everyone wins!

Pay off all your balances with the better of the two debt options

If you got hit by the short bus, or got beat up on the short bus, and had to go to the hospital, the medical bills are gonna cost you. It is debt elimination that makes it possible for you to overcome this problem, though. Health insurance is damn expensive. There is no option for Bully insurance, either, so you're SOL there. But you're still in good shape. Whether you have simple credit card debt or other legal / medical bills to pay off, you are better taking matters into your own hands.

The Bully hates to be Bullied back by creditors, and you should to. Together, we can work out a system that we all stand to benefit from. I will even take it easy on you if you work with me on this debt relief thing. Don't get me wrong, I will rough you up a little, even take your money on occasion. But no more atomic wedgies or stuffing you into the garbage can. I have an image to uphold, but if you work with me on #2 of the aforementioned debt options, I'll keep you on my good side.


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