Credit Card Debt Bully

Save Yourself From The Credit Card Debt Bully With A Real Plan For Debt Help!

People are always telling each other that I'm some sort of vicious thug.

That's really not all that fair. Sure, I can get a little nasty. But that's not telling the whole story. I mean, I just want to help people eliminate the credit card debt that is dragging them down. So what if I humiliate and abuse them for making stupid choices? So what if I give them a wet willy during math class and a swirly after gym? So what if I knock the books out of their hands and tell them that not only does their mom wear combat boots, but that she also needs some credit card debt help so she's not on the docks, waiting for the sailors to come into town? So what if I belittle their fashion choices and inability to buy a fine, fine turtleneck such as my own?

We think debt help might be something you need

You need debt help like I need kisses from your hot sister, buddy!

Yeah that's right, I went there. What are you gonna do about it. Seek out debt help services, if you're smart. Yeah, that's right! You need to get the debt help from people who care about you more than I do. You know what? Maybe your family can join the Army and get sent to some far off country so they can die and then your debt will be eliminated from your life! Maybe you can sell all your precious Dungeons and Dragons guidebooks and Star Trek collectibles on the popular internet auction site eBay to get your money back! Or maybe you can talk to a debt consolidation company.

Whatever. I don't care.

Now, you little aspiring debt help superstar, put a band aid on that cut. You still have to go pick up all your crap that we've emptied out of your locker, too. Sorry. Not. I can't believe you think that Pulp Fiction is so cool that you have that picture of John Travolta up. Or maybe you have a little man-crush on him. Or maybe it's a woman crush, you little sissy! I can't believe I talk to you about debt relief when my time would be better served between your sister's creamy, velvet thighs. Oh yes, how sweet that will be.

You're crying like a girl. How cute. Why don't you get a hall pass so you can use the pay phone to go tell your mom about how you've discovered debt consolidation help from me. And give her my number while you're at it. Or you can consider debt options and turn your miserable life around. It's up to you, really. Don't get mad at the messenger, pal. I just do my job and you are the one that is causing your own damn problems.

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