Credit Card Debt Bully - Debt Consolidation

Save Time And Money With Debt Consolidation. It's Fun.

Oh, did I hurt your feelings?

Did you get sad when I said you were a fat, ugly, worthless half-wit with a buck-toothed grin and freckles?

Aw. You're upset. Well, too bad! That's what you get for not doing the one thing that gets you on my good side.

That's what you get for not listening to me and trying to pay off your stupid credit card debt by writing checks and making phone calls begging the companies not to cut down your credit line. You know, if you didn't spend all of your money on Dungeons and Dragons accessories and comic books, you'd not need the help that companies who offer debt consolidation can give you. You'd probably have enough in the bank to never have to worry about signing up to consolidate debt because you wouldn't spend money you didn't need to!

Sorry if debt consolidation is getting in the way of your "magic."

Yeah, so, maybe we don't have to do math, but we have to memorize plays - our playbook is 12 pages thick, man! Your Dungeons and Dragons books are like ten times thicker than that and you won't even score off Missy Strickland after the game at the big party with those! In short, we suggest you learn about debt consolidation, lest we have to kick your ass eight days a week.

The Bully breaks down his commitment to debt consolidation

Look, we don't mean to be so harsh. Ok, perhaps we do. But only because online debt consolidation programs basically, pretty much necessitate that kind of behavior. We are mean and at times seem to derive unhealthy amounts of pleasure from it. But really that's only due to the importance of debt consolidation loans. How can you not have applied for these resources already?

The strength required for debt consolidation

Stop crying. Don't cry because I pushed you down. You know what? If you had some debt consolidation going on, you'd probably not be crying anyway. You'd probably be able to pay me off so I wouldn't want to snap your neck anymore or grab you by the ankles and slam you against a wall until your face and chest were a thick red slurry!

Yeah, so, go ahead and play your stupid game. It's essentially like you are beating yourself up, really. I'm just going to be waiting for your weekly beatings with relish unseen before this point in the history of the school. I am psyched. So if you want to avoid this week's beat down, bring me some proof that you've signed up for credit card debt consolidation.

You nerd.
You really ENJOY getting beat up, don't you.
Go get some debt consolidation before I put it in you with my fists! You understand me?

[whack] [thud] [ooof]

Stop hitting yourself, you weenie. Stop hitting yourself!

[whack] [thud] [ooof]

How you like me now, punk. How you like me now!
I'm sure a debt consolidation loan will hurt less than anything I could inflict on you.

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