Credit Card Debt Bully - Credit Card Debt Reduction

Credit Card Debt Reduction Is Foremost On The Bully's Mind.

You know, being the Credit Card Debt Bully is hard work! I have a five-step approach to making sure that I get the message about credit card debt elimination elimination out there and you people don't appreciate the work I put into it! Here's the lowdown on how I'm going to make sure you get the help you need in getting rid of your debt.

First, there's verbal abuse. I'm going to call you names like "nerd,""geek," or "loser" if you have a lot of debt and you're not trying to find a method of debt reduction that will put your financial life back on the rails. I don't care if you're thinking about getting credit card debt relief - only actually getting it is going to prove that you're not a complete waste of nerdflesh!
Second, I'm probably going to rough you up. Physical abuse is where I've proven myself to be an expert, from wet willies to swirlies to atomic wedgies - you're going to be in a lot of pain, even if I don't actually hit you. I'm serious - get some credit card debt help or get out.
There's a lot to be said for plain exclusion from the group - don't think that because I am not locking you in the closet in class or kicking the crap out of you against the lockers that I am going to pick you for my dodgeball team. If you got some credit card debt reduction, I might let you join the Third Period Tyrants, the undefeated champs!
Extortion is really great too. If you don't want to save money with credit card debt reduction, I'm probably just going to beat you up and take your wallet. I know you get your allowance on Monday, so be prepared for a proper beating after Math.
Cyberbullying is the new frontier for guys like me. Of course, you know how I'll email you pictures of your mom with those two dudes if you don't get credit card debt reduction already, right?

I'm serious - look into ways to eliminate credit card debt or be miserable!

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