Credit Card Debt Bully - Credit Card Debt Help

Credit Card Debt Help From The Bully

Look, I'm going to stop shoving mud in your mouth and calling your mother a combat-boot wearing hussy if you just listen to me for five minutes! Stop kicking! Stop kicking! I mean it! I swear to God, you're going to be looking at your teeth on the ground like they're Chiclets if you don't knock it off, man! I'm trying to offer you some credit card debt help here! STOP KICKING! Don't make me---

Credit Card Debt Help - Wake up!

Oh, man. I was worried there. I didn't mean to repeatedly punch you in the back of your neck like that, screaming about getting rid of your credit card debt. I do that sometimes. I black out. Don't give me that look - it's never happened to you, getting the rage and trying to convince someone that they need credit card debt help by any means necessary? You're kidding me! Anyway, you want to rinse with this Sprite? That'll get the mud out so when you get home to tell your folks about the credit card debt help information I'm giving you, they won't think you've been trying to beat me up again.

Oh, yeah. That's what I tell people. I'm a bully, sure, but nobody ever sees me bullying people around. No, they see this kid who wants people to learn about eliminate credit card debt. Sure, he may get into trouble sometimes. Sure, maybe he stole that 24 pack of twinkies and sold them at the playground for $3 each to the kids that are in that weight loss club. But they never...ever catch me bullying people like you to make sure that they get debt help they need. I mean, I'm practically offering a community service while you're sitting there crying.

That's because I'm smarter than you, geek. That's because I watch my back while - oh, crap! It's the cops! I gotta go! If you tell anyone, I'm going to let the school know your dad needs credit card debt reduction because of his porn habit!

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