Credit Card Debt Bully - Credit Card Debt Elimination

Credit Card Debt Elimination Can Happen To You!

Man, would you hold still? It's hard enough getting your underwear to hang on this hook in the broom closet without you squirming all the time. Oh, shut up and stop crying! You want to hear crying? You want to hear wailing and gnashing of the teeth? You want to watch grown men cry like babies when they're talking about numbers?

Check out the Credit Card Debt Anonymous meeting over in the basement of the First Methodist Church on Twelfth. Don't give me that look - you think I managed to become such an expert in helping suckers like you get the credit card debt help they need without having to watch grownups grovel for forgiveness from the debt companies? No! That's why you've come asking the bully for help when it comes to debt elimination that can make your life better. Man, you make me sick. I'll tell you more about credit card debt negotiation while you count out your lunch money for me.

Credit Card Debt Elimination - How To Get It

I am going to punch you in your gonads if you don't stop wiggling and listen to what I have to tell you about credit card debt elimination. I am not making this up and I am not trying to be funny - if you do not stop interrupting me with your crying, I will strike you very hard and make you cry. You do not want that, so listen to me when I tell you about what credit card debt elimination can do for you when you're all grown up and suck at keeping your money like your old man does. Oh yeah, I saw him at these meetings. For a fat man, he sure can cry a lot.

Oh, what, so now you're going to tell me he's a fireman so he's going to set my house on fire? Seems like he could just roll over any fires in the area to do his job. You're dad's a fireman just like he's an expert in credit card debt reduction. Now look, I'm going to write down some URLs on your underwear so when you get home - stop squirming! - you'll be able to point the geezer to some sites that can teach him about getting the credit card debt elimination he needs. Some companies, they've got a minimum of 20% savings to offer and that should keep him in Twinkies and Baloney instead of, you know, salads and exercise gear.

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