Credit Card Debt Bully - Consolidate Credit Card Debts

The Bully Says Consolidate Credit Card Debts, So You Better

Why you gotta be making this so hard? I tell you to do something, you do it. Otherwise, you get my fist lodged so far into your face that they'll need a crowbar to pry it out. This is not really all that complicated. It's how our relationship has worked since the third grade. Now here we are in the seventh grade. When I tell you to consolidate credit card debts, I expect you to DO IT, you weenie!

Listen to the Bully and consolidate credit card debts

This is not altogether complicated, in the end. I know I said that but apparently you still need to hear it. A person has to think long and hard about what their priorities are in life. That hot sister of yours, in eighth grade? The one that doesn't acknowledge you in school? If you don't consolidate credit card debts I am totally gonna hit on her. Ohhhh yeah buddy, I will. Whatever it takes to drag you down, I'm willing to go there! Why? Because I am trying to do you a favor. It is important to consolidate credit card debts!

Why do I keep beating this dead horse, so to speak?
Why will I follow it up by beating you, over the head?
Because credit card debt is bad news. Very bad news.

Now, think of it this way. It is as if every dollar you make in your allowance is taken by your creditors. Well, not all. Start with 18 cents on the dollar. But those 18 cents soon grow when you don't make the payments. Soon enough you are looking at credit card debts that are up the wazoo and you don't even know where to begin. If you don't consolidate credit card debt it is a long road back to the right financial status. That being debt free. And Bully free. Remember, the creditors are the real Bully here. You and me? Buds.