Watch In Awe As The Credit Card Debt Bully Pounds Debt Into The Ground!
The Credit Card Debt Bully is here... to give you a spine!
Are you getting awfully darn sick of those phone calls that always seem to come during dinner or when you're watching Cops?
Does getting the mail bring dread because you're thinking that you're going to get yet another bill that's going to add up to your rapidly-increasing credit card debt amount? Are you scared to turn on the car in the morning? Have you tried to negotiate with the credit card companies yourself and found that they're not going to listen to you because you're meek and willing to let them push you around? Are you failing to fight off their atomic wedgies?
- Are you sick of spitballs being fired into your eye in the form of late-payment letters?
- Do you have any idea how to handle this yourself? You know how to negotiate debt?
Trust the Bully, and stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
Stop hitting yourself because you've tried and failed to get the financial assistance you feel you deserve! The Credit Card Debt Bully is here to help you resolve your issues when it comes to getting the help you feel you deserve and maybe push you around a little bit. Okay, really, the Credit Card Debt Bully is just here to push you around a lot. But it still behooves you, financially and otherwise, to get your head wrapped around some serious debt consolidation.
We're pretty sick, frankly, of losers that don't know that debt consolidation and credit card debt assistance can be obtained after just a few phone calls and some Internet research. For God's sake, you invertebrate, you can get an entirely effective plan underway that'll allow you to save anywhere from 20 percent to 60 percent off your total debt! You think the Bully is mad now - just wait until you try to get credit after you've signed up for bankruptcy.
- Chapter 13 is pretty much the last chapter in your book of financial freedom if you go that way.
- That's why you need to go look at debt help now, you wimp.
More on how the Credit Card Debt Bully will help you out!
There is a debt management plan for everyone, no matter how pathetic you have proven to be over the last few months or years. The Bully is going to give you advice and links on how to get your credit card debt paid down as quickly as possible. WIthout any sort of certified or proven credit card debt elimination program, the average American takes up to twenty one years to pay their debt. Lord that is a long time. This is because they don't know how to handle debt themselves.
We don't have time for that here at Credit Card Debt Bully dot com, so we're going to help you fast track your ass to a reliable, proven credit card debt reduction program that can make you feel like you've got a pair! So to speak. Hey, we call it like we see it. Now give us your lunch money and let us cheat off your math test next period of you're going to get it in gym, you pencil-necked geek who goes and asks me about debt elimination!